Lady Confessions: The Size of the Boat


You know the cliche “it’s not the size of the boat, it’s the motion of the ocean?” Is that all just bull shit, or does it have some merit?

How much does penis size matter?

In my experience, a big penis does not necessarily a good sexual partner make. Let me repeat that. Just because you have a big dick doesn’t mean you’re good at sex. That being said, I’ve never slept with anyone that had, what I would consider a small penis. Fellas, I think you put more stock into the size of your cylinder than women do. So sure, size matters to a degree, but if you’re relatively near the middle of the bell curve, then you have nothing to worry about. Knowing what to do with your hands is just as, if not more, important when it comes to making me happy.


Abnormal large dicks from porno’s do not, DO NOT, turn me on. There’s nothing like the feeling of thinking “holy crap if that thing is inside of me it might just pop right out of my belly button.” It’s just too much to handle. If you’re a little on the smaller end though, it’s okay too. Some girls have small vaginas. It’s a part of life. But it’s not something to get discouraged about. “Motion in of the ocean,” exactly. As long as your on queue with what ladies need to be satisfied, your hands can do the trick more than your penis on occasion. Be proud, small dick, big dick, medium dick. It’s all good.


I’ve only been with one person, so I have nothing to compare to, but I’ve definitely never wished for anything bigger.  Sometimes I’ve even gotten on top and not let him “all the way in” – the short quick strokes feel amazing.


Okay. Since this is a place where a lady can confess, I will just lay it out there: size does matter. I am sure I have chirped in a time or two when women are like, “oh yeah, size doesn’t matter, yadda yadda. It’s how they use it that matters” all in order to make men feel better about it. But I disagree. I have had two instances where I have encountered a penis that made me say, “Oh, my.” but not in a good way – and during both of those times, that’s all I could concentrate on. In all honesty, I couldn’t really get pleasure out of it because there wasn’t enough, well, friction. It felt like a wet noodle. Girth is important. Now, I am not saying all of this to sound harsh or to get a reaction – it’s the truth.

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5 Comments on “Lady Confessions: The Size of the Boat”

  1. December 13, 2012 at 8:43 am #

    The honest answer is yes it does but not so much the length, for me I would say it was the width…
    I mean my ex had a pretty wide dick but not too long but was perfect for me as I am a small girl (5 ft 2, size 3 feet, (we had amazing sex… damn)
    my ex before him was pretty big and I would find it too much at times, so it’s tough! I would say it does matter as if its too small and thin…
    I might as well do myself! Haha… Great post as always! I think you have just inspired me to talk sex later… yes! = ] Can you tell I am not interested in my job… just at work… casually discussing the size of dick! LOL It is all good… see my post then you will get what I am saying about why I am writing this right now instead of doing my work…

  2. December 13, 2012 at 9:20 am #

    I’d say size “can” matter, but not to where if you’re packing six inches instead of eight or nine, I’m gonna be like “ooooh, nooooo, noooo.” I was with a guy who was large once, not overly large, but large. It can be painful if not wielded properly. My cervix is not a bulls-eye, for instance. LOL. And too small can be a problem if you are like me and experience times where there is less sensation than at other times… but again, I suppose if wielded properly….well, you know….

  3. A Dog With Fleas
    December 13, 2012 at 5:25 pm #

    Such a great topic since I’ve had this ongoing topic with an ex who was worried about size. And I agree that it matters to a degree. And I love the comment that someone overly large can become painful….been there. It makes it uncomfortable. But not to small where you don’t get any satisfaction in it! Such a timely post!

  4. December 14, 2012 at 3:45 am #

    The most sensitive part of the vagina is the outer one third. This explains some of the observations above.


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