Lady Confessions: Morning Sex

Morning sex grosses me out. Bad breath, crusty eyes, messy hair, doesn’t work for me. On occasion there can be a time when it works, but it’s a rare one if that.


My least favorite time of day for having sex is in the morning. I’m not a morning person so I don’t even like people to ask my questions ’til I’m done with breakfast, let alone ask me to do anything physical. Breath is gross and you’re in your baggy pjs, that’s just not sexy. I’d rather have my cereal and coffee first, then come back to bed.

That being said, there is ONE exception. If you’re already naked from having sex the night before, it can be hot to wake up and continue the fun. Unless you were drunk and are now hungover. That’s not so hot.


In the movies, they always make morning sex look more fun. I find myself at this point, my least attractive. No thanks.


It’s definitely a good way to start your day, however, I always seem to feel exhausted or worn out afterward, and it generally continues throughout the rest of the day. If it’s possible to go back to bed for another hour, I’d be ready to go most mornings! 

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17 Comments on “Lady Confessions: Morning Sex”

  1. kendraalyse
    September 12, 2012 at 7:00 pm #

    I agree morning sex is not that fun unless you are already naked from the fun last night, and I can’t have some where to be the next morning. I need all my hours of sleep to be functional.

  2. September 12, 2012 at 11:41 pm #

    You may have to compromise – say … “Once A Month?”

    • September 13, 2012 at 4:32 am #

      Yah, but when kids are up late and you’re falling asleep, sometimes am sex is just the remedy. Plus too, keep some mouthwash besides the bed 😉

    • September 14, 2012 at 10:12 am #

      I like it!

  3. Can I Get ur Number??
    September 13, 2012 at 4:21 am #

    If I come back from the bar drunk (like really drunk) I would 1000x rather wait til the morning to have sex just because I’d be too tired for it to be me putting my best performance forward. A clutch piece of gum can undue any bad breath and guys don’t really care about if your hair is messy. -R

  4. September 13, 2012 at 6:30 am #

    Morning sex is better than waking you up in the middle of the night when you are sleeping man sex. Am I the only one whose man likes to wake me up randomly because HE wants to get some? NOT sexy. Not only do you have the breath but you have the grumpy-you-were-just-woken-out-of-your-sleep vibes. No compromise!

    • September 14, 2012 at 10:12 am #

      I’ll admit that I (Bryce) pulled that move once myself. I felt a little bad, because I know how much I would hate being woken up for sex. But that was a fleeting emotion and he didn’t mind so much in the end.

  5. September 13, 2012 at 11:24 am #

    I think it’s sexy! It’s a fun way to start the day!

  6. September 13, 2012 at 11:28 pm #

    Oh dear! I agree the remedy is easy…freshener or gum..and morning sex is exactly that – morning sex..very different from afternoon, evening or night sex…

  7. September 15, 2012 at 4:00 am #

    I love this post. Morning sex IS ickey!!!

  8. September 17, 2012 at 10:16 am #

    I actually like morning sex. I’m usually sleepy in the evenings (especially being preggo) and I LOVE LOVE LOVE morning wood. It seems harder than regular, other-time wood. Is that weird?

  9. September 26, 2012 at 8:06 pm #

    until now I didn’t even know it was an option!

  10. October 4, 2012 at 10:08 pm #

    I’m a fan of morning sex. (Or, I used to be, back when I was getting some.) One, I love to initiate as we’re both waking up. Or let spooning intensify. Two, you can totally be lazy and cuddle and then get up and take a shower and go about your day. I hate misplaced showers.

  11. October 11, 2012 at 5:32 pm #

    I am in the camp of “when I was getting sex…”

    Anyway, I did not mind when it was on the weekend or a day off (for me lol) … but when it was a work day or something was planned that we needed to be at … it would stress me out! lol.

  12. October 17, 2012 at 1:36 pm #

    i love love love morning sex. i really don’t notice the ‘grossness’ that i suppose comes along with it – and bonus i’m most likely going to shower afterwards! i love waking up to a guy ready to get it on … it makes me feel sexy and starts my day off right – but that’s just my opinion 🙂

  13. October 18, 2012 at 9:10 am #

    You say you don’t feel that you look your best in the morning, but if you are with someone who believes you are beautiful whether or not you are dressed up with your face on, then that doesn’t really matter. That’s just my opinion. I don’t enjoy morning sex very often simply because, like you said, it’s too much activity before I have my coffee! I am not a morning person either, but I do enjoy morning sex every so often 🙂

  14. J
    December 3, 2012 at 9:45 pm #

    I LOVE morning sex! I have so much more energy than when I am tired at the end of a long work day. Plus, I agree with Lindsay – it’s starts the day off right and you feel sexy.

    Also, for some reason it is great for when you wake up after a wild night on the weekends. If you ask me, an orgasm is the first step toward a hangover cure 😉

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