Remember those kits you could buy to add a little sparkle to your wardrobe. Well now there’s a more intimate version available to women of the world, and it’s called Vajazzling.
I’m not making this shit up.
There’s a new trend for women that involves waxing, powdering, and bedazzling YOUR VAGINA! And all for the low low price of $115. Wait, how much?! That’s right folks, upwards of $115 dollars if you want it professionally done at a salon!
The first thing that popped into my mind (other than, “That’s really stupid”) was “Isn’t that uncomfortable?” Having a slew of Swarovski crystals glued to your nether regions doesn’t sound like it gives you that fuzzy sweatpants sort of feel. I imagine it feels like having stuff stuck to your vagina! When you cross your legs, does your skin get pinched between all those rhinestones? Can you see the pattern through a pair of tight pants? And what if you have sex? The crystals will likely dislodge, right? Who knows where they might end up after that! Not to mention that it CAN’T be comfortable to rub up against a crystal crotch!
If your like showing off a fancy vajay, then more power to you! You can come up with your own design to express yourself in a way similar to tattoos, only less permanent.
Or you can write a personalized message, like Skywriting only less public.
If this is how you like to feel sexy then go for it! But it’s not my first choice. I’d buy a pair of fancy underpants and call it a day. You’d get more use out of it in the long run.
Something to consider before you doll up your downstairs are the health risks involved. In an interview with Time, Dr. Suzanne Merrill-Nach, a San Diego-based obstetrician and gynecologist said, “If you’re putting glue on skin that’s raw from being waxed, you’re really creating a nice environment for bacteria to grow.” Waxing and shaving your pubic area already poses a risk for infection due to ingrown hairs, even without the crystals!
I’m more on the side of Whitney Cummings when, on her show “Whitney,” she said: “When did vaginas get so boring? Do you think a guy ever saw a naked woman and went, ‘No thank you; not sparkly enough?’” Do vaginas spend that much time out in the open that such a design would see the light of day often enough to make it worth the price tag? Bare in mind folks, these patterns don’t usually last even one whole week. Is it just the satisfaction of knowing that it’s there? You tell me! Weigh in with your opinions!
Total waste of cash or sexy new confidence booster?