Lady Confessions: Lubexperts

Something as simple as lube, can make a whole lot of difference! And we’re not talking natural lubrication during sex. We’re talking foreplay or just a plain old hand job.

First off, plain old hand job, no more! This is it ladies and gentleman. Forget the lotion, forget the pre-spit, forget it! You don’t need it when you’ve got a good dob of lube and good grip! 

Just a note: please don’t use this KY Jelly crap. If worse comes to worse and you’re stuck with KY, you can always grab the lady one and that’ll be an interesting experience for you, the lady!  It makes your lady parts feel, minty fresh. It’s different but in a good way. It’s not something we would suggest using on a regular basis, but you have to do what you have to do in a time of need.

For $25.00 go to your local porn shop and pick up some basic water based lube (making sure it’s good to use with a condom, of course).  The porn shops always have the best of best with this kind of stuff, the pharmacy’s selection just don’t cut it. Don’t forget, if you’re going through the back door, there’s a special lube for that too!

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I have never actually purchased lube. I’ve only used the stuff that I received as prizes or in grab bags from bachelorette parties. But they have worked well!! They have all been ridiculous flavors but if it gets the (hand) job done, then who am I to complain?

They cost next to nothing and are small enough to hide in a drawer so head to your nearest adult gifts store and pick-up your own fruity scented lube!

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Here’s a word from one of OAM’s pals over at Every Awkward Thing…. Jess has a great personal story about lube!